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Day 8 - Part 2 Forget Alligators: Frogs Can be VERY Dangerous!!
I
have a confession to make.
When we booked this trip, Goofy Guy and I purposely booked an additional
3 days in order to have some alone time together. The reason?
I assumed we’d need some down time from our family vacation. I know, I
know – where was my optimism right?
When 8 strong-minded people (with 3 of them being Drama Queens no less…)
all get together for 7 days, anything is possible right? I had visions of fistfights
happening.
And that was just between the adults.
And what about the children? What about temper tantrums? With a 4, 6yr old and
not to mention a 31yr old like me – anything was possible. Just ask Goofy
Guy.
Quite honestly, I never expected the trip to go so well. I had high hopes for
sure, but I was also realistic. I think we all had some reservations that all
turned out to be unfounded. I certainly didn’t expect to feel so sad driving
towards Cocoa Beach. I even expected to feel a little relief.
I didn’t.
But, I didn’t want to waste the rest of our trip longing for my family
back. We were in the Sunshine State. True it was pouring rain, but it was still
the Sunshine state nonetheless! If I continued my moping, I’m quite sure
Goofy Guy would throw me out the window.
Or worse yet – turn me over to the tollbooth police.
We arrived at our friends’ house within a couple hours just as the rain
was letting up. This friend was an old college roommate of mine who has since
moved to Florida. The funny thing is that when we were in school, it was always
me who dreamed of Florida in the middle of February. Yet SHE is the one who ended
up moving there while I moved to a house in Ontario where lots of snow falls
each winter.
I need a new real estate agent.
We enjoyed a tour of their new house followed by a nice lunch. Of course, no
trip to Cocoa beach is complete without a walk on the beach. Halleluiah – the
rain had stopped. As we walked along the beach, there in the distance, shining
in all its glory was one of the Disney cruise ships. I vowed then and there to
one day board that there ship.
True my husband would be hurling over the side of the ship, but damn it, it’s
worth it for Mickey.
Before walking on the beach, I was told to be ware of tar blotches on the beach.
Apparently pollution has become a real problem and tar is now polluting the beaches
here. Once it gets on the bottom of your feet, it takes a special tar removal
to get it off. I was so sad! This shouldn’t be happening. I tried not to
think about it while we walked, soaking in the salt air. We always enjoy our
time together, catching up with all the latest news. Of course, she finds it
rather amusing how I continue to nurture my Disney obsession. Can you believe
that she lives in Florida and she only goes to Disney to visit us when we’re
there???
It’s a wonder we’re still friends!
While we walked, we all managed to avoid the tar. My friend did say that they’re
trying to work on the tar problem. We all need to do our part.
We then visited with some more friends who were staying at a condo on the beach.
We were thinking of leaving in order to get back to see Dapper Dad and Fanlover,
but they said the magic words to us – HOT TUB.
As much as I love the All Star Movies Resort, there is no hot tub there. We needed
to get our fill so we agreed to stay a little longer. I know – this was
yet another big sacrifice for us to make. There’s nothing quite as relaxing
as hot tubs.
Except maybe a hot tub IN Disney.
Before we knew it, it was really time to go. We bid farewell to our friends,
but with no tears this time.
I’m pretty sure my tear ducts had completely dried up by now.
Before heading back to Disney, we made a quick stop at a nearby Publix. I was
on another mission. In Canada, we don’t have Excedrin or cherry coke at
home. I know – it’s a wonder I’ve survived all these years.
I needed to stock up. The cashier thought I was a little crazy buying so much
cherry coke and Excedrin. She probably thought I was a twisted drug addict or
something.
Our plan was to grab a quick dinner before getting back to the hotel. The problem
was, we had become spoiled brats on the free dining plan. I’m not ashamed
to admit it. The thought of buying food and having to…gasp…fork
out money was causing a dizzy feeling. I was feeling faint.
So I popped an Excedrin with cherry coke.
I was feeling a bit better now. But, we still didn’t want to have an expensive
dinner, but wanted to eat at least one meal outside of Disney property. It’s
all about broadening our horizons you understand… Our compromise was to
go to McDonald’s.
I know – there’s a gazillion McDonald’s at home, but we wanted
to experience an American version. Take it from me – they’re all
alike. Employee accents are just a little different – eh!
We drove back to the hotel where we were to meet up with Dapper dad and Fanlover.
Turns out they weren’t there. The nerve! We phoned their cell but there
was no answer. Not only were they not at the hotel, they had also turned off
their cell.
I think they were trying to tell us something.
I was about to ransack their hotel room, when Dapper Dad phoned us. Turns out
we phoned them while they were in Spaceship Earth and they didn’t hear
the phone ring. Likely story I thought, but I let it go. He told us that they
were about to ride Soarin’ again and he wondered if we wanted to meet them
at the Boardwalk in an hour. We had to return our rental car to the Dolphin hotel
anyway, so we thought it was a good plan.
I think Goofy Guy was looking forward to returning the car. He had become quite
used to letting Dapper Dad do all the driving. We filled up the car with gas
at the onsite station. Hess is it? The price was actually cheaper IN Disney,
than out. That’s another first for us. I suppose pigs fly now too? Returning
the car was pretty slick. We just gave the keys to Valet and we were done. No
fuss! We’ll definitely consider doing this again on future trips.
We wandered around the Boardwalk for a little while enjoying the atmosphere.
I was still stunned by the fact that my feet didn’t have blisters all over
them. I could practically do back flips. Well, I could have done back flips had
I known how.
A magician was putting on a show so we decided to watch while we waited for my
parents to arrive. The most adorable little girl with enormous pigtails was asked
to be in the show. She was the most adorable little girl we had ever seen.
She reminded me of myself at that age.
After a few minutes, Dapper Dad and Fanlover arrived on the boat. They told us
all about their great day. Apparently Soarin’ is just as good the second
time round. We were definitely going to find out for ourselves tomorrow.
Dapper Dad also told us that they were able to use the last of Cocoa bil’s
table credits. ToT sis and family left today before using up all their table
credits so they gave one of their cards to Dapper Dad to use tonight for dinner.
It worked great! The only problem they encountered was finding a last minute
restaurant that had reservations available! They tried Mexico and the Garden
Grill and both were booked for the night. They didn’t want to continue
walking from restaurant to restaurant (they didn’t use body glide on their
feet I guess), so they asked if they could exchange 2 table credits for 2 counter
service credits at a restaurant in the Land pavilion. A manager had to come and
put the order through, but it worked fine.
I
must admit that Goofy Guy and I chuckled over this one. Our family
thought we were crazy to book all of our dining reservations so
far in advance, but tonight, I think my parents realized that we
were certifiable out of necessity. We all enjoyed
being able to eat at our desired restaurant this trip without having
to wait in long lines.
We sat and enjoyed the boardwalk for a while before deciding to
call it a day. When we arrived back at the hotel, we were a little
sad walking past ToT sis’ room.
There would be no little boys excitedly jumping out of the room anymore.
Well, there could be,
but we wouldn’t know them.
Just as I was starting to feel sad again, a frog jumped out in front
of me. I’m quite sure he was mocking my pain. In chorus, Fanlover and I screamed
an earth-shattering kind of scream. I’m sure we woke up anyone within
a 5-mile radius.
Wanting to be the hero in the situation, Dapper Dad tried to scare the frog
away from us. So what does he do? He makes the frog leap TOWARDS us causing
us to scream yet again – even louder if that’s possible.
This time, I’m sure we woke everyone up within a 10-mile radius. Now
EVERYONE knew there were still two drama queens in their midst.
On the brightside, we momentarily forgot that ToT sis had left the building.
On the downside, I soiled my underpants.
After a quick change of clothes, we all went to the pool for a late night swim.
No one had to baby-sit tonight. See? I’m TRYING to see the bright side!
Fanlover told us about what ToT sis and family stocked up on today in the food
court. They still had a whole whack of snack credits left so they stocked up
on water and fruit. They were all out of rice crispy treats. Here’s a
tip for y’all. (I’m practicing my southern drawl for when I move
to Florida in 2030). If you’re on the dining plan and don’t think
you’ll be using up all your snack credits by the end of the trip, buy
some rice crispy treats or cracker jacks a couple days prior to leaving. Otherwise,
you may be stuck with apples.
You know, the kind of apples you find at the bottom of your stocking each Christmas.
Don’t get me wrong. I like fruit as much as the next person. It’s
just that when given the choice to have a Mickey Mouse rice crispy treat or
an apple, it’s no contest.
We made a plan to have a buffet breakfast the next day at the Yacht Club Galley
restaurant before my parents started the long trek home. We went to sleep willing
ourselves to believe that our vacation was just beginning. There’s no
place like Disney…there’s no place like Disney...
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